1. tennants-hair:

    when i find myself in times of trouble

    the 12th doctor comes to me

    speaking words of wisdom

    image

    (via andurile)

     
  2. shamelustly:

    tinalikesbutts:

    Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

    I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

    (Source: sizvideos, via highfunctioningsociopath98)

     
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  4. hobopoppins:

    manaphy:

    wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

    OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

    I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

    So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

    I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

    And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

    (via highfunctioningsociopath98)

     

  5. stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

    nevvzealand:

    happy birthday someone

    I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

    (via highfunctioningsociopath98)

     
  6. wannabefashionjournalist:

    I want to hug her so bad

    (Source: ofvalkyries, via highfunctioningsociopath98)

     
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  8. studip:

    my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

    (via highfunctioningsociopath98)

     

  9. theannieplanet:

    do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

    (via highfunctioningsociopath98)

     

  10. a-cis-anti-feminist:

    rninor:

    weepingdildo:

    landorus:

    lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

    "I’ll make you moan, over"

    "bend over"
    "bend what? over"

    "Roger"

    "WHO THE FUCK IS ROGER!?"

    (via highfunctioningsociopath98)